See this dog? Isn't he cute? Oh, such a sweet, friendly dog, so innocent butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. In his big, hairy, evil, chicken-crunching mouth. He ate a tiny baby chick today. A tiny defenseless chick only a few weeks old. Damn dog! This dog is a problem. He's killed several chickens now; he still chews up everything in sight; he barks incessantly; he jumps on little kids and knocks them over; he eats off the table; he apparently cannot be trained. He's cute allright, I'll give him that, but if he eats one more chicken he's history.